Great Joke - Must Read

Great Joke which I think you all out there must read! In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Tech Ed SEA 2008

Well for those people who wants to learn more about the new technologies, they should attend this Tech Ed SEA 2008. I for one would certainly like to see the new technologies. How these technologies have improved since over so many years. For example for IT, new ways to use and communicate with your computer, it would be nice if we can use the computer and do our letters, documents through voice command and voice recording, which means we no need to type anymore, just to speak and everything will be automatically typed out on the computer. Not only that, by using voice automation we can control and ask the computer to do our daily calculation, statistics, graphs, etc. Also, I am always amazed by the movies, like how they do animation, the robots and cybogs. It would be nice if these information can be shared and demostrated to us during this Tech Ed SEA 2008. So, for those who plan to go please register from my website link at the top left corner, the Green Ad - Tech Ed SEA 2008 at my blog http://www.atomicinfo.blogspot.com and hope you all enjoy yourself, gain more new technologies information, exchange knowledge and have lots of fun there. So faster register now!

Great Excuse for Being Unfaithful

Do you need a Great Excuse for Being Unfaithful Then you must Read This! *An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, * *"Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years have you ever been unfaithful to me?" ** Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason." Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'" * *Martha said,** "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?" Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?" * *Martha asked,** "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge." "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so I of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time." "Alright", Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"* *-- *

Credit Card Fraud - Beware

Hey you out there who are using credit cards, please read the below 3 scenarios and Beware! SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmm." He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made. An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed to them. How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy? $9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped? Small amounts rarely trigger a "warning bell" with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to one big one! SCENE 2. A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card. The bill for the meal came, he signed it, and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along. Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person. He called the waitress and she looked perplexed. She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man. All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card. No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology. Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours. Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time. Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, "assuming" that it has to be theirs. FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION! SCENE 3: Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in. I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking account. The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure. While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialing. I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture. He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons. Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on. It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing. He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open. About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved. Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card. Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened. Needless to say, I immediately canceled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlor. All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't be careless. Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card. Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days. When you are in a restaurant and the waiter/waitress brings your card and receipt for you to sign, make sure you scratch the number off. Some restaurants are using only the last four digits, but a lot of them are still putting the whole thing on there. I have already been a victim of credit card fraud and, believe me, it is not fun. The truth is that they can get you even when you are careful, but don't make it easy for them.

Very Cool and Weird Pictures

Have you all seen such Very Cool and Weird Pictures?

Triplets - See what happened to the Mother's Stomach

Must see, what a very terrible thing happened to the mother's stomach to have these Triplets

House Boat but inside very beautiful

House Boat but inside very beautiful. What do you think?

Snakes, Spiders, Scorpions and Other Reptiles

Hey you out there, if you like to see Snakes, Spiders, Scorpions and Other Reptiles, you will love these. What do you think?

American Idol - David Cook - Always Be My Baby

This song sung by David Cook is very nice and you will love itonce you hear it and you won't get sick hearing it time after time. What do you think?

American Idol - David Archuleta - When You Believe

Do you like American Idol? Do you like David Archuleta? If you like, you will love to see him singing Mariah Carey's song again. What do you think of him?

Yummy Ice Cream

If you love ice cream, you will surely love this yummy ice cream!