MAKE A FRIEND FOR LIFE, ADOPT A SHELTER PET

Dear Friends, I may not be perfect in appearance with one ear up and one ear down, but I can assure you that I can be your perfect dog. I can guard your house, bark and bark till you come out. If you are looking at me like one of your type, please visit me at the shelter. Oh! a little bit of my history. I was packed in a gunny sack and dumped at someone's house in Pantai Acheh, Balik Pulau. My saviour could not keep me as she already has a few of my friends at home. So off she says one afternoon, to the SPCA on 3rd January, 2008. Fortunately, SPCA says I may have potential as I was of a different breed than a typical mongrel. I hope my luck will not run out. So please.... pass the word around about me and all my other four legged friends around me. Oh, you can also visit us at our website and view us at our adoption gallery page at www.spca-penang.net My medical history: Deworm, deflead, fully vaccinated and spayed. Upon examination, I am estimated to be 5-6 years of age now. My Character: Obedient, friendly, loyal and a good barker, Well, if I do meet your criteria and you could give your commitment, I am your friend for life. For further info, please call Lily or Kogi at 2816559. See you soon!!

Big Bully Got Punished - True Story

This real story is about a big brother who was also the big bully in the family, he always bullied his siblings. One night many many years ago, he heard a noise and was very busy body and went to peep through a hole, after that he got really mad and kept running round and round the kitchen stove, then his sister heard the noise and woke up and saw him runing there like crazy. She shouted at him but he ignored her and kept on running, so she sat down and watch the show for a while, sometimes he might bang himself against the wall and fall down then he would stand up and continued his running mission. Later, the sister asked the mother to wake up, and she managed to wake him up and stopped him from running. After that the big bully informed that he saw something outside in white which made him keep on running. Well, a bit scary indeed but a real story and as usual if you want to meet this old big bully, you can inform me and I can introduce you to him. So, what do you think, he got punished by something alright, so stop bulling people.

Shit Luck - True Story

Well, it accidenttally happened to a relative of mine. One night she heard noises outside her house, so she was very busy body and went out to see, but she forgot she was stepping on top of the cover of the shit hole. Suddenly, POP, the cover of the shit hole broke and she fell into the shit hole, at first struggling through the shit for her dear life, then luckily her action was very fast and she managed to jump out of the shit hole. Although at that time she was very dirty and smelly, but the good effect came later. After her fall that day a few years ago, she is now benefitting from it, now she always get 4D, Toto or the horse race winnings. So you out there, anyone who wants to have lots of good luck, lottery, 4D, Toto or horse racing luck, it is very easy based on this true story, just find yourself a shit hole and jump into it, but the only side effect is that you have to get very dirty and smelly, but you will have lots of good luck and benefit from it later, haha! Well, it is worth a try if you are not scared of getting dirty and smelly, but make sure there is someone with you when you do it, just in case you get stuck in the hole, hahaha! So, will you try it out to get this extremely fantastic good luck. Anyone interested to meet the person, you can let me know and I can introduce you to her.

Bosses - Most Attitude

How do you consider a person as a good boss? Well based on the information which I have gathered through my friends, it is very hard to find a good boss, it is even harder then finding a hidden treasure. But I have most common examples of bosses as below : 1). Bossy, as their title the boss. 2). Never admit that they are wrong even if they are proven wrong with solid evidence. 3). Selfish and self centered, when his subordinate does something good they never appreciate it, never acknowledge it and worst still they will always steal the credit and report to the bigger boss that the ideas was theirs and the poor subordinate's hard work is hidden and wasted. 4). Always blame others, when something goes wrong, the boss will always find a scrape goat and put the blame on them, and the poor subordinate will get it for nothing and worst still without knowing what had happened and why it happened to them. Poor Thing ! 5). Liars, most bosses are the biggest liers in the world, they will never tell their people the truth, whether it is good news or bad news. 6). Best excuses made by bosses during year end for not giving any bonus or increment, company not making money, which 99% of the time is not true. So, anyone has a good boss, please share, as I think less than 1% of people will say, Oh I have a good boss.

HR, Admin or Secretarial Services

The person have more than 8 years working experience in the HR, Admin or company secretarial work. Anyone who needs this service or wants to set up a new company please contact me and I will let the person know. Price is negotiable and will be charged based on workload. It can be full time work with the company or as an external agent to handle your HR, Admin or Secretarial work. Your help is much appreciated, thank you.

The Pimple Presser - True story

A funny but true story, most people go gold digging, treasure hunting or diamond searching but not for this particular person, he has a degree and better still a PHD in pimple pressing. He will go though people whole body like the face, leg, hands, back and go pimple searching. Once he got one even the tiniest one, he will be very happy like finding a treasure and he will start to press and if the pimple burst like a bomb and go pop, wow then he will be very happy. But, if it does not pop then his quest continues, hahaha. So anyone who is interested and want their pimple to be pressed by the PHD pimple presser then let me know, I will introduce you to that person and his fees are very cheap only.

A new beginning!

Welcome everyone to my first attempt at blogging! After some encouragement from my brother, I finally decided to try it out myself. Stay tuned for more informative and interesting posts about life, company secretary's and whatever I can think of! Till then, adieu!